Grantaire is that guy who could throw fifty blocks of paragraph of European history and Nietzsche quotes your way while shitfaced and can come up with the wittiest jokes and puns, but would also be the most inarticulate guy ever while ordering at a restaurant like ”Oyster crab can may please I have,” or when he’s asking to kiss Enjolras, ”I - may I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?”
what haircuts tell you about sexuality:
- straight girls all have long hair
- lesbians always have short hair
- bisexuals wear an elegant yet easy to maintain bob
- asexuals shave their head in the style of the pious monk
- pansexuals put pans on their head. they put a fucking pan on th
team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
we’ve taught girls to romanticise nearly everything a boy does. when i was younger i thought it was cute that boys chased the girl even after she said no. i loved it when after a girl moved away from a kiss, the guy would pull her back and force it on. i thought a guy saying ‘i won’t take a no for an answer’ was passionate and romantic. we’re literally always teaching girls to romanticise abusive traits.
I love this quote. I love this movie.
This scene impressed me so much when I first saw it. It still fills me with… idk something. I love it.
Still one of my favorite lines from a movie ever.
Abby: We raise the kindred. Once it’s dark, we lure the horseman outside and while they battle…
Ichabod: I go in and retrieve Katrina.