The Greatest Fairytale
Hi there! I'm Kerstin, 17, bi and take pleasure in dyeing my hair an abhorrently fake shade of red. Multifandom multishipper, so I apologize for the chaos beforehand. I don't bite unless asked nicely, so come talk to me If you want! ~~~
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earthdad:

I’m sick of the government’s constant lies and their hiding of solid evidence of dragons

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spookyloop:

joeshmo:

Shoutout to tombstone pizza for subtle product placement

That’s probably the best real-life brand name you can put in an Addams Family movie.

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lightspeedsound:

crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

WHO IS THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN

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octaviaing:

panic attack

n.
The sudden onset of intense anxiety, characterized by feelings of intense 
fear and apprehension and accompanied bypalpitations, shortness of 
breath, sweating, and trembling. Also called anxiety attack.
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sianlooke:

unfinished fics? I love those. the way they just (clenches fists)

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sufferingsappho:

currentgoddess:

fandomsandfeminism:

macabrefascination:

featheredfriend:

charminglyantiquated:

silly silly little comic

Ladies, gentlemen, and other gentlepeople: my girlfriend’s ‘silly little comic’

Oh my fucking gods this is perfect

This makes me smile 

dragon came from water not fire
woman rebelled to save other woman
other woman didn’t need saving and could hold her own
dragon wasn’t killed
political scams
interracial lesbian relationship
there is not one thing about this I don’t like. 10/10 fuck yeah

I just realized that she said she’s studying alternative cures for magical stasis. Magical stasis as in sleeping curses. She is researching how to rescue sleeping princesses without needing a bullshit True Love’s kiss because she knows how shitty it is to sit around waiting for some hero to rescue her.

Perfect comic is perfect

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asheathes:

WIZARDING SCHOOLS AROUND THE WORLD: NETHERLANDS

Much like Diagon Alley, the Dutch School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is hidden behind a nondescript wall on one of the canals of Amsterdam—one only has to tap the right combination of bricks to enter the community of the magic folk. Groups of mermaids can often be seen lounging openly in the maze of canals that carve through the village and campus; when they are feeling especially mischievous, they will tamper with boats carrying students to and fro (which is why students have slowly taken to biking instead). The school takes pride in its large greenhouse that displays an impressive collection of plants grown by Mevrouw Bomgardner’s horticulture class (in which experimentation with carnivorous plants is strictly forbidden following the incident of 1637). Unbeknownst to much of the international magical community, many modern day enchantments commonly cast on paintings originated from experimental Dutch painters who were unsatisfied with mere paint and canvas. 
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    There is a shipwreck between your ribs. You are a box with fragile written on it, and so many people have not handled you with care.
Shinji Moon, What It Took To Understand (via camillamcauley)
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